Pikud HaOref (Homefront Command) updated their attack warning system to five stages and people have struggled to understand what each means exactly, so I thought I’d help:
Stage 1: BE THEE WARY, MORTALS, FOR EVIL IS AFOOT ACROSS THE LANDS
Stage 2: It’s coming!!!!!!!!!!! maybe to a bomb shelter near you, so go pee RIGHT FREAKIN NOW if you didn’t already
Stage 3: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Stage 4: THOU MAYEST GO PEE AGAIN
Stage 5: Time to unclench. For now. STAY TUNED!!
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