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Modern Hebrew, son of Eliezer Ben Yehuda & Eretz Yisrael, invites you to his wedding with that nice Jewish girl from America
Modern Hebrew and I are not BFFs. We are friends, or maybe ‘acquaintances’ is the more accurate description. I am on nodding terms with his grandfather, Biblical Hebrew, but the old man mostly acknowledges me back because he doesn’t want to embarrass me in front of everyone.
Really, it’s a pity nod.
I imagine Biblical …