I have the good fortune of a friend’s assistance this Passover in ridding myself of all chametz ownership.

Jes, thank you from the depths of my heart for being a True Friend™ and assisting me in leveling up re: spiritual purity and righteousness. You are, as always and in all things, a model of virtue.

Because of you I can confidently call myself a Good Jew™ this Passover with not a speck of flour in my (legal) possession.

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